emma su

tfml (texts from my lab)

• me: i just accidentally stole someone's cells and now they fluoresce. massive lab fail.
• arin: hahaha. adoption?
• me: yes, though i am not yet ready to be a mother one hundred thousand times over.
• arin: yeah, fuck teenage pregnancy.
• me: these cells only go a few days before reproducing.
• arin: well, errrr....fuck two day pregnancies?
• me: um, i think that's called an abortion...